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Kernel Knowledge: The Popcorn Kama Sutra

June 24, 2011

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  1. sonnypi67 permalink
    June 24, 2011 8:03 am

    I’m taking notes. Oooooooh baby!

  2. June 24, 2011 6:01 pm

    Um. Yeah. I got nuthin.

    • June 24, 2011 7:06 pm

      Just remember this post the next time you open a box of Crackerjack.

      • June 24, 2011 7:56 pm

        Thanks. Now it will be impossible not to.

  3. June 24, 2011 8:19 pm

    I have to say that I have never considered rearranging popcorn into Kama Sutra positions. You certainly see possibilities that others don’t see…

    • June 24, 2011 11:23 pm

      It was a serendipitous discovery, I swear … as will be explained in my next post, which will also reveal the shocking “story after the story.” As for “possibilities that others don’t see”–popcorn is nature’s Rorschach blot, as far as I’m concerned. Delicious, crunchy Rorschach blot.

  4. infinite monkey theorem permalink
    June 24, 2011 9:39 pm

    …I’m hearing the sound track to this fiasco in my head right now…bownk doo-wounk doo-doo wounk a wounk. Nice to know that I can add lung cancer to the list of risks of popcorn consumption.

    • June 24, 2011 11:25 pm

      Ha ha ha … “fiasco.” That may be the best post-coital review I’ve ever gotten.

  5. June 27, 2011 9:34 am

    My wife asked if I wanted any popcorn and I felt guilty.

  6. June 27, 2011 10:00 am

    Brilliance. Pure brilliance. Wow.

    • June 27, 2011 1:05 pm

      Thanks. It’s pure because I use only 100% real peanut oil.

  7. July 4, 2011 2:16 pm

    I’ve been saving suggestive-looking peanuts for a similarly-themed “Lascivious Legumes”, only the peanuts were to appear in the photos strictly solo. How long do you think I have to wait so it won’t look like a copycat post?

  8. July 4, 2011 6:59 pm

    Shoot away, with my blessing. But a word of advice: Make sure you have all the peanuts sign releases before you start. The legal fees on my post ended up being enormous.

  9. July 8, 2011 1:27 pm

    Hot stuff :)

  10. July 8, 2011 1:47 pm

    hahah I can’t breathe… that was entirely too funny for my funny bone to handle… On a serious note, there are tears coming out of my eyes right now. Thanks for that. I needed a pick-me-up

    tootles

    • July 8, 2011 2:55 pm

      Glad you liked it. Wait till you see what I have lined up for Triscuits and Corn Nuts.

      • sonnypi67 permalink
        July 8, 2011 2:56 pm

        Oh you spreader of tearful joy and humus

      • July 8, 2011 3:00 pm

        I’m like the Willy Wonka of misery. I say, let the fat kid drown in the chocolate river.

      • sonnypi67 permalink
        July 8, 2011 3:21 pm

        Fat kid in a chocolate river…. oh yeah.

      • July 9, 2011 6:57 pm

        oooo that will be simply devious… Will it come with a XXX rating?

  11. factChecker permalink
    August 15, 2011 7:59 pm

    It’s the three-way that is disturbing.

    • August 16, 2011 12:03 am

      They were just trying to spice up the marriage, is all, especially after the Crackerjack orgy went so terribly wrong.

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