Fifteen Shades of Gay
In the closet
In the closet trying to find a pair of shoes that complements both my skin tone and my eyes
Gay for pay (but I want a receipt)
Gay as the day is long
Gay as the day is long on Venus
When I bought a car with ABS brakes I was sorely disappointed to learn that no actual abs were involved
I read Playboy for the centerfold articles clothing ads
So gay I shit rainbows
So gay I knit rainbows
When people say, “That’s so gay,” I’m like, Man, that isn’t nearly gay enough
I knew about Anderson Cooper all along
I knew about Anderson Cooper all along, and I helped him perfect the “Anderson Cooper 360,” which requires eight firemen, an assortment of nozzles, and a circular bed with waterproof sheets
My favorite insult is “That’s so lame,” but my favorite compliment is “That’s so lamé!”
I actually can differentiate among fifty shades of gray, but fuchsia would really “pop” in here
This summer I’m taking a gaycation in the Gayman Islands with Siegfried and Roy and their gay pride of gay lions via a Gaymerican Gaylines flight piloted by Lady Gaga Gaydy Gaygay
“so gay I shit rainbows” – That’s art, right there.
You can get the same effect by eating an entire bag of Starbursts.
Been there, done that
When people say, “That’s so gay,” I’m like, Man, that isn’t nearly gay enough — this is just perfect.
At the risk of seeming like one of those people who puts links to their own posts in other people’s comment sections, here’s a link to the 50-shades parody I posted recently: http://unlikelyexplanations.com/2012/07/28/fifty-shades-of-greg/.
Nicely done. My own inner virgin was seduced by my inner slut, and now they finish each other’s sentences when they’re not … well, you know.
fuchsia always pops!
Unless you’re already working with magenta. Then you need a bold apple green for contrast. And throw pillows. You can never have enough throw pillows.
This is the first ever post I have read of you and I am now officially a fan
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The “lame” vs “lame” line is delightful. But my inability to put that accent over the “e” makes this comment kind of confusing and leaves me feeling…unsettled.
As a fellow fanatic when it comes to the correct use of punctuation and diacritical marks, I’ve found that the easiest workaround is to do a quick Google search on an appropriate word and then cut and pästé.
Good nozzle assortment for the 360 really separates the men from the boys (if you can get them to separate that is).
But if you really wanna get your freak on might I suggest the PETER JENNINGS 184°? Beware: you’ll need a Thailand belly dancer with a heavy Beighton score to pull it off correctly.
The Walter Cronkite 45 is also something to behold, if a little dated. But that’s the way it is.