Cloud Computing Now
Cirrus: Updating Facebook status to “evaporating”
Altostratus: Trying to find smoking baby footage on YouTube
Cumulonimbus: Searching Monster.com on keyword “precipitation” and frantically clicking on company home page link as boss walks by
Cirrocumulus: Still waiting in eBay Live Help queue
Stratus: Registering on Twitter as “therealstratus” since “stratus” is already taken
Cumulonimbogenitus: Googling itself
Funnel: Trolling the Storm Chasers message board
Cumulus: Creating fake postive reviews for its self-published book on Amazon.com
Nimbostratus: Looking for last Thursday’s cute warm front in Craigslist’s “Missed Connections”
Altocirrus: Planting acorn squash on Farmville and frantically clicking on company home page link as boss walks by
Mammatocumulus: Checking its latest score on Ratemyvapor.com
Cumulostratus: In the middle of an edit war on Wikipedia’s “List of Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes”
Stratocumulus: Wondering if the Web has lessened its ability to reflect; then live-blogging Jersey Shore on Gawker
japecake 
OMG, Totally love Mammatocumulus! The puffy little underbelly of the supercell! Springtime in Texas baby, and the last thing you will ever see is horrible/beautiful!
As for cloud computing…I think I like your version better than the real one. There’s a little Altocirrus in us all! Thanks for the laugh!
the last thing you will ever see is horrible/beautiful!
“The Last Thing You Will Ever See” would make a terrific title for something. (And, for that matter, so would “Horrible/Beautiful”–maybe your first solo exhibition!) And there’s something strangely moving in the idea that this last thing would be a huge, puffy pair of cloudy knockers. Mother Earth carries you back home.
As for the “cloud” … I already think it’s insane when people basically expose their entire lives online, often in excruciating (to me) detail, and revel in the lifestyle of a goldfish. But the idea of storing your most important/valuable information “out there” in the ether … well, nothing can possibly can go wrong, can it?