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The Seven Slightly Deadlier Sins

March 14, 2011

Pride drunkenly waving a broken beer bottle

Envy with a yellow belt in karate

Lust using the bathroom but not washing hands before resuming work at the burger station

Gluttony inadvertently boarding a plane with a regular-size tube of Crest

Anger (prior to management)

Greed forgetting  to discharge static electricity before pumping gas

Sloth with extra toe

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  1. March 14, 2011 10:11 am

    When I saw the title I said out loud, “No way. He can’t do it. He can’t make those sins any deadlier.”
    But you did. A tip of the hat, sir.

    • March 14, 2011 1:02 pm

      Thank you, kind sir. And now I have to put some ointment on the nasty Indian burn Envy just gave me.

      • March 14, 2011 7:49 pm

        What a relief Envy only has a yellow belt! I shudder to think what damage Envy could do if it would practice more and spend less time wishing it were as good as the other students.

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