Nihilistic Girl Scout Cookies
March 31, 2011
PessimisMints
NothingnesSamoas
Peanut Butter Nietzsches
Darkness Go Rounds (formerly Cinna-Spins)
Shortbread, like truth, is merely an illusion
Tagalongs (regular or meaningless)
Caramel DeLites DeSpair
Lemon Sandwiches filled with the bitter creme of inevitable death
Chocolate Chips, each representing the utter insignificance of the individual within the cosmos
Do-Si-Dooms
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japecake 
I love the idea.
In the end, your praise is as meaningless as a single macaroon adrift in an ocean of emptiness. (But thanks anyway!)
Love it! Keep these posts coming
I can’t imagine being “PessimisMintsic” with cookie selections like those!
What was the point of this exercise anyway?
I said it when I was 8, and I’ll say it again: Girl Scouts can be such downers.
Their uniforms should be black turtlenecks with black berets and black pantaloons.
I’d like to compliment this post, but what’s the point?
The answer, my friend, is $3.50 per box.