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Nihilistic Girl Scout Cookies

March 31, 2011

PessimisMints

NothingnesSamoas

Peanut Butter Nietzsches

Darkness Go Rounds (formerly Cinna-Spins)

Shortbread, like truth, is merely an illusion

Tagalongs (regular or meaningless)

Caramel DeLites DeSpair

Lemon Sandwiches filled with the bitter creme of inevitable death

Chocolate Chips, each representing the utter insignificance of the individual within the cosmos

Do-Si-Dooms

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. HereToServeYou permalink
    March 31, 2011 1:08 am

    I love the idea.

    • March 31, 2011 1:13 am

      In the end, your praise is as meaningless as a single macaroon adrift in an ocean of emptiness. (But thanks anyway!)

  2. March 31, 2011 4:05 am

    Love it! Keep these posts coming

  3. March 31, 2011 7:12 am

    I can’t imagine being “PessimisMintsic” with cookie selections like those!

  4. sonnypi67 permalink
    March 31, 2011 8:07 am

    What was the point of this exercise anyway?

    • March 31, 2011 11:17 am

      I said it when I was 8, and I’ll say it again: Girl Scouts can be such downers.

      • sonnypi67 permalink
        March 31, 2011 12:48 pm

        Their uniforms should be black turtlenecks with black berets and black pantaloons.

  5. March 31, 2011 12:53 pm

    I’d like to compliment this post, but what’s the point?

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