Expand Your Circle of Frenemies
April 4, 2011
Photo: Sephiroty Fiesta (via Flickr)
Disgustbuddies
Associhates
Scumpanions
Brofoes
Collaboraturds
Scornfidants
Compadreads
Jerkronies
Cohurts
Secretly shit-talking peas in a pod
Adversaripals
Damn-igos
Brothers in harms
The Two Musketeers and Clueless Richie
Assoulmates
japecake 
Cohurts. Assoulmates.
Excellent.
Nice to make your maimquaintance.
When laughing hysterically, it is important to continue breathing! (wiping eyes)
Secretly shit-talking peas in a pod, (ho ho ho, neeeeever liked you!)
my new favorite word, going into circulation as we speak…”Collaboraturds”
Brillers!
Oh, man, those f’in peas … stab you in the back every time.
I think I’ll be using “scumpanions” on a regular basis.
Ha! My life will be complete if that word ever starts showing up in NYT obituaries: “Mr. Dietrich is survived by his longtime scumpanion, Philip J. Burton….” And, welcome!
Ha Theres too many to tell which one is my faves. And the real funny thing is…these are so true.
BTW…My money in on the cat. He’s small, but he’s wiry!
Agreed. If he actually makes contact with that Iron Paw of Death…
I laughed out loud. Every one of these are better than frenemies.
That means a lot coming from the No-Good Not-So-Greatsby.
How dare you, sir! And to think I’ve been telling people we’re brofoes!