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Expand Your Circle of Frenemies

April 4, 2011

Photo: Sephiroty Fiesta (via Flickr)

Disgustbuddies

Associhates

Scumpanions

Brofoes

Collaboraturds

Scornfidants

Compadreads

Jerkronies

Cohurts

Secretly shit-talking peas in a pod

Adversaripals

Damn-igos

Brothers in harms

The Two Musketeers and Clueless Richie

Assoulmates

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13 Comments leave one →
  1. April 4, 2011 9:55 am

    Cohurts. Assoulmates.
    Excellent.

  2. infinite monkey theorem permalink
    April 4, 2011 8:16 pm

    When laughing hysterically, it is important to continue breathing! (wiping eyes)

    Secretly shit-talking peas in a pod, (ho ho ho, neeeeever liked you!)

    my new favorite word, going into circulation as we speak…”Collaboraturds”

    Brillers!

    • April 5, 2011 1:04 am

      Oh, man, those f’in peas … stab you in the back every time.

  3. April 4, 2011 9:44 pm

    I think I’ll be using “scumpanions” on a regular basis.

    • April 5, 2011 1:10 am

      Ha! My life will be complete if that word ever starts showing up in NYT obituaries: “Mr. Dietrich is survived by his longtime scumpanion, Philip J. Burton….” And, welcome!

  4. April 4, 2011 10:25 pm

    Ha Theres too many to tell which one is my faves. And the real funny thing is…these are so true.

  5. infinite monkey theorem permalink
    April 4, 2011 10:29 pm

    BTW…My money in on the cat. He’s small, but he’s wiry!

    • April 5, 2011 1:02 am

      Agreed. If he actually makes contact with that Iron Paw of Death…

  6. April 5, 2011 9:54 pm

    I laughed out loud. Every one of these are better than frenemies.

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