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Least Intimidating Batman Villains

April 7, 2011

The Snuggler

The Social Worker

The Adult Contemporary Balladeer

Nougat Face and his Marzipanda

King Sudoku

Mr. Asthma


Tō-fool and the Soybeans

The Sommelier

The Sad Hatter

The Black Caucasian Widow

Static Cling Man



16 Comments leave one →
  1. April 7, 2011 6:23 am

    I want a marzipanda! Where can I find said villain! He sounds cute and cuddly and sweet and delicious all in one.

    • April 7, 2011 12:04 pm

      It’s a protected species. Though you’re welcome to its Milk Dud droppings.

    • April 9, 2011 3:43 pm

      Unfortunately, they’re now an endangered species, together with the gumballed eagle.

  2. sonnypi67 permalink
    April 7, 2011 7:49 am

    You forgot The Kite.

    • April 7, 2011 11:59 am

      Ha! I like that one.

      • sonnypi67 permalink
        April 7, 2011 12:05 pm

        Every once in a great while I score a descent one.

    • April 7, 2011 12:13 pm

      I’d love to see how they would have worked out that part during the fight scenes when the sound effects flashed on the screen: “SWISH!” “WHOOSH!” “CRINKLE!”

  3. April 7, 2011 12:09 pm

    We used to all go to Mrs. Weir’s house on Thursday evening. Mrs Weir was so nice to us kids letting us watch Batman. The reason we went was because she had a COLOR TV RIGHT THERE IN HER LIVING ROOM !!!!! It was just like being at the movies. You have to be 61 years old like me to appreciate what I am saying here.

    • April 7, 2011 12:16 pm

      Ha! Not at all. We were the last ones on the block to get cable TV when I was a kid, and we never had a video game system. Not even the lowly Atari 2600 and its jagged Pac-Man.

      • sonnypi67 permalink
        April 7, 2011 12:18 pm

        We were last on the cable bandwagon as well. No Atari either. But we did eventually get an Intellivision and later an NES.

      • April 7, 2011 10:01 pm

        We were the last ones on our block to get food and water.

  4. April 7, 2011 9:17 pm

    I was terrified of The Snuggler as a kid. I blame those childhood nightmares for my problems with intimacy as an adult.

    • April 7, 2011 10:45 pm

      The Social Worker can squeeze you in next Tuesday at 1:30.

    • sonnypi67 permalink
      April 8, 2011 8:03 am

      Every day in every way, you’ll get better and better. Or you won’t.

  5. April 12, 2011 6:07 pm

    That Guy Whose Nose Whistles Every Time He Exhales

    • April 12, 2011 7:08 pm

      Ah, yes, I remember him. The show did a cross-promotion where you got a free nose whistle in every box of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.

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