Least Intimidating Batman Villains
April 7, 2011
The Snuggler
The Social Worker
The Adult Contemporary Balladeer
Nougat Face and his Marzipanda
King Sudoku
Mr. Asthma
Kittehwoman
Tō-fool and the Soybeans
The Sommelier
The Sad Hatter
The Black Caucasian Widow
Static Cling Man
Breadhead
Pouty
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japecake 
I want a marzipanda! Where can I find said villain! He sounds cute and cuddly and sweet and delicious all in one.
It’s a protected species. Though you’re welcome to its Milk Dud droppings.
Unfortunately, they’re now an endangered species, together with the gumballed eagle.
You forgot The Kite.
Ha! I like that one.
Every once in a great while I score a descent one.
I’d love to see how they would have worked out that part during the fight scenes when the sound effects flashed on the screen: “SWISH!” “WHOOSH!” “CRINKLE!”
We used to all go to Mrs. Weir’s house on Thursday evening. Mrs Weir was so nice to us kids letting us watch Batman. The reason we went was because she had a COLOR TV RIGHT THERE IN HER LIVING ROOM !!!!! It was just like being at the movies. You have to be 61 years old like me to appreciate what I am saying here.
Ha! Not at all. We were the last ones on the block to get cable TV when I was a kid, and we never had a video game system. Not even the lowly Atari 2600 and its jagged Pac-Man.
We were last on the cable bandwagon as well. No Atari either. But we did eventually get an Intellivision and later an NES.
We were the last ones on our block to get food and water.
I was terrified of The Snuggler as a kid. I blame those childhood nightmares for my problems with intimacy as an adult.
The Social Worker can squeeze you in next Tuesday at 1:30.
Every day in every way, you’ll get better and better. Or you won’t.
That Guy Whose Nose Whistles Every Time He Exhales
Ah, yes, I remember him. The show did a cross-promotion where you got a free nose whistle in every box of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.