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Demonic Possessions (College Dorm Edition)

April 12, 2011

Pure evil futon

Hellish bricks-and-boards bookshelf

Satanic lava lamp

Godless Phish poster

Accursed cube refrigerator

Sin-steeped, half-empty case of ramen noodles

Stygian second-place forensics trophy

Infernal shoe box full of pizza coupons, stale clove cigarettes, and expired novelty condoms

Black-hearted afghan from Grandma (in school colors)

Luciferian, never-opened copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (gift from ex)

Eternally damned Vermont Teddy Bear dressed as a bumblebee (gift from ex)

Souls (in stackable crates)

4 Comments leave one →
  1. April 12, 2011 1:04 am

    I’ve slept on a pure evil futon, and the first few days aren’t that evil, but you really start to notice the evil after a week.

    • April 12, 2011 9:30 am

      Don’t let the Prince of Darkness fool you. He has a bad back and sleeps on a Tempur-Pedic.

  2. April 12, 2011 9:36 am

    This is hell? This dorm room looks like a palace compared to the converted WW2 barracks we had.

  3. April 12, 2011 9:40 am

    One’s definition of hell depends entirely on one’s roommates.

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