It was a serendipitous discovery, I swear … as will be explained in my next post, which will also reveal the shocking “story after the story.” As for “possibilities that others don’t see”–popcorn is nature’s Rorschach blot, as far as I’m concerned. Delicious, crunchy Rorschach blot.
…I’m hearing the sound track to this fiasco in my head right now…bownk doo-wounk doo-doo wounk a wounk. Nice to know that I can add lung cancer to the list of risks of popcorn consumption.
I’ve been saving suggestive-looking peanuts for a similarly-themed “Lascivious Legumes”, only the peanuts were to appear in the photos strictly solo. How long do you think I have to wait so it won’t look like a copycat post?
Shoot away, with my blessing. But a word of advice: Make sure you have all the peanuts sign releases before you start. The legal fees on my post ended up being enormous.
hahah I can’t breathe… that was entirely too funny for my funny bone to handle… On a serious note, there are tears coming out of my eyes right now. Thanks for that. I needed a pick-me-up
japecake 
I’m taking notes. Oooooooh baby!
Watch for the DVD: All Hot and Buttered
Um. Yeah. I got nuthin.
Just remember this post the next time you open a box of Crackerjack.
Thanks. Now it will be impossible not to.
I have to say that I have never considered rearranging popcorn into Kama Sutra positions. You certainly see possibilities that others don’t see…
It was a serendipitous discovery, I swear … as will be explained in my next post, which will also reveal the shocking “story after the story.” As for “possibilities that others don’t see”–popcorn is nature’s Rorschach blot, as far as I’m concerned. Delicious, crunchy Rorschach blot.
…I’m hearing the sound track to this fiasco in my head right now…bownk doo-wounk doo-doo wounk a wounk. Nice to know that I can add lung cancer to the list of risks of popcorn consumption.
Ha ha ha … “fiasco.” That may be the best post-coital review I’ve ever gotten.
My wife asked if I wanted any popcorn and I felt guilty.
Look, but don’t crunch.
Brilliance. Pure brilliance. Wow.
Thanks. It’s pure because I use only 100% real peanut oil.
I’ve been saving suggestive-looking peanuts for a similarly-themed “Lascivious Legumes”, only the peanuts were to appear in the photos strictly solo. How long do you think I have to wait so it won’t look like a copycat post?
Shoot away, with my blessing. But a word of advice: Make sure you have all the peanuts sign releases before you start. The legal fees on my post ended up being enormous.
Hot stuff 🙂
And salty.
hahah I can’t breathe… that was entirely too funny for my funny bone to handle… On a serious note, there are tears coming out of my eyes right now. Thanks for that. I needed a pick-me-up
tootles
Glad you liked it. Wait till you see what I have lined up for Triscuits and Corn Nuts.
Oh you spreader of tearful joy and humus
I’m like the Willy Wonka of misery. I say, let the fat kid drown in the chocolate river.
Fat kid in a chocolate river…. oh yeah.
oooo that will be simply devious… Will it come with a XXX rating?
It’s the three-way that is disturbing.
They were just trying to spice up the marriage, is all, especially after the Crackerjack orgy went so terribly wrong.