Greener Tribute Bands
October 21, 2011
Jefferson Prius
Hole (Grain)
Renewable Bamboo Zeppelin
Totofu
Grand Funk Bike Path
AC/DC Wind/Solar
Organic Peaches & Pesticide-Free Herb
N.W.A. (Now Without Additives)
Used-Cooking-Oil-Powered Van Halen
Rage Against the Handloom
The Planting Pumpkins
Ethanol (formerly Korn)
Unbleached, Dye-Free Sabbath
Soy-Based Meatlike Loaf
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japecake 
Clarence FDA Approved Clearwater
Beatles Bug Spray
James Taylor & Dry Cleaning
The Rolling Dice
Cream and Peaches
The Unlocked Doors
… best! hahaha …. ! saved my day :o)
So Green Day would be Green-er Day?
Or maybe Green Daylight Savings Time.
Pearl (all organic/locally grown) Jam
I’m sure kids would love a PB & PJ for lunch.
Earth, Wind and Controlled Burn/Greenhouse Gas Abatement Fire
I think that would probably wrap around the entire t-shirt.
Clean Air Supply
* Green Ice-T
* Emerson Lake & Farmer
(that took me WAY to long to come up with. You guys are good.)
“Jefferson Prius” = soooo awesome.
NLO
(Natural Light Orchestra)
That could also be a band of beer drinkers.
Formerly known as Jefferson Velocipede, in the ’70s. 1870s.
Can I hire you to do fun and creative artistic stuff (involving programming and Publisher and whatever else you use to make your blog look so great) at my blog? I’ll pay – all the personal satisfaction you can eat.
What do you need? Maybe I can whip something up after I get out of work at the license plate shop but before lockdown.
“Soy-Based Meatlike Loaf” – Awesome and disgusting.
Soy is like the duct tape of food. You can do just about anything with it.
“The Beach Preservation Boys”
“Driftwood Mac”
“The Talking Cabbage Heads”
That’s the best I can do. It’s crap, I know. My favourite one of yours was N.W.A. Great work!
“The Talking Cabbage Heads” could be a great TV program for kids. Like a mashup of Beatrix Potter and David Byrne.
I can’t wait to give these bands a try just as soon as my organic CD player finishes growing.
BRILLIANT
I laughed out loud repeatedly — I do think my favorite is Hole (Grain), or perhaps Soy-Based Meatlike Loaf. Or perhaps I’m just hungry…
Congrats on the Freshly Pressed nod, japecake — well deserved!
Mikalee
This post was right up my alley. Right over there… see it? No, over… left a little… little more.. THERE! Right over there. Yeah.
REO Hybridwagon
Ted Nutrigrain
Elton 1.5-Liters-Per-Flush John
Grand High-Speed Railroad
Toad the Natural Habitat
30 Seconds to Recycle
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Mulch
Dexys Midnight Candles
Red Hemp Chili Peppers
Metrosmith!
Not sure why I find this one so hilarious, but I do. 🙂
My parents said the same thing when they picked me up at the orphanage.
I took this term to mean a hip, urban shoer of horses.
Totally hilarious and brilliantly creative! Had me laughing out loud more than once. Congrats on a well-deserved freshly pressed!
Awesome list! I humbly submit-
Electric Light Emitting DIode Orchestra
Crowded LEED-Certified House
Non-GMO Korn
http://www.thefoodandwinehedonist.com – that’s not a band, that’s my shameless plug
nice!!
Another freshly pressed post japecake?????
Tell me who I have to $%**# to get here just once!
I assume “$%**#” stands for “punch.” In that case, it’s easy: Donald Trump.
Savvy Sister and I will have to pummel the *@stard, as I too wonder who you have to know or….. to get one great post featured!!! Very funny and a fun read. Great job!!!
They already came up with the best and made a movie about it too. SoilentGreen Remember that movie? Creepy but conservation motivated.
Yes, but Soylent Green was fresh people. My version is 100% post-consumer recycled people.
HAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! That is so funny.
Sweet. A lot of my fave bands listed. Just a little more delicious this time around….
Congrats on the FP!
Greener Hotter Chilli Peppers!
Very funny! I’m not musical, so I don’t get some of the references, but it’s still hillarious! Someone should open an Environmental Biology class with this.
Soy-Based Meatlike Loaf !!!
Thank you for your trio of exclamation points. I will add them to my collection of punctuation marks and treasure them always, or until the market improves enough to make it worthwhile to sell.
Ooh, fun!
Stone Temple Cyclists
My Organic Romance
Cute! Super hilarious!
Part of my anatomy was once described in exactly the same way. Of course, the circumstances were much different.
The cute part or the super hilarious part?
Both, naturally. Though, come to think of it … I’m gonna have to review that video again.
FUNNY!
Great idea! Wish I could come up with a band name somebody hasn’t allready thought of here :O(
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lol “Wind/Solar”
Green Floyd
Hawkwindmill
Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Nature
Bicyclehead (formerly known as Motorhead)
These posts are so funny.
Let me try one, how about
The Tragically Hemp 🙂
I work in the music industry and this is truly a wonderful post!! I love it!!
Just go green!
Loved you post, hilarous. How about some Warped Tour . . .
An Earth to Remember
Eco Religion
Hemp Veil Brides
Simple(y) Save the Plan(et)
Congrat’s on FP . . well deserved.
Biofriendly (formerly Biohazard)
Organica
Green Zombie
Green 5
The Recylced (formerly The Used)
Congratulations on being freshly pressed again! If you keep this up, you’ll have to start a new category in which you can archive your award-winning posts.
I humbly suggest Olivia Gluten-free John and Five Man Electrical Band (now EnergyStar compliant!).
You ONJ reference made me think of Xanadu, and how much coal must have been burned to power all of those neon lights. Not to mention all of the petroleum products it must have taken to manufacture those hundreds of pairs of roller skates. As if the movie wasn’t bad enough already.
LOL LOL LOL ……………. 😀
We should move into this kind of green energy. Thanks buddy for this kind of post.
Yes, I definitely agree that we need to be moving toward a humor-blog-powered economy.
This is epic, I love how other people love music!
People will think I’m joking when I say that I currently have Brahms in my CD player and Al Jolson on my Victrola: