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Announcement; No Fruit for You; High Culture Meets Low Morals

April 13, 2012

This is just to say that Japey will be on hiatus for a few more days as he works on his taxes. If anyone has any suggestions on how to justify $7,622 in deductions for butter and $2,550 for feminine hygiene, leave them in the comments below. Also, I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me. They were delicious, so sweet and so cold. So just take a fucking chill pill and have some Honey Nut Cheerios, OK?

In the meantime, may I suggest that you use this time to pay a visit to the randiest, raunchiest, potty-mouthiest genius in the history of music: Shit-Talking Beethoven (@ShitTalkingLVB). Remember to speak loudly and clearly. It might be a good idea to bring some condoms, too, because you just never know. Note: If you’re young enough to be taking Suzuki violin lessons, or naps after story time, STB is probably not for you.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. April 13, 2012 4:33 pm

    Thank you — I can never remember how that poem ends. We only got the abridged version in school because the “strong language” in the last line was considered “inappropriate”.

  2. April 13, 2012 9:50 pm

    Those are valid and awesome deductions. By they way, “valid” with the letters rearranged spells “Valdi.”

    Wicked, huh?

  3. April 14, 2012 11:13 am

    YOU ATE MY PLUMS???!!! GGRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Son of a BITCH!!!

    NOT MY PLUMS! MY PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMS!!!!

  4. April 16, 2012 10:37 am

    This is when being good in deduction is better than induction, logically and financially speaking. Have fun!

  5. June 2, 2012 1:04 pm

    Shit-Talking Beethoven sounds like my kind of cat… I’ll be looking him up!

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