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Lowest-Rated Cat Videos on YouTube

October 16, 2012

Cat photo (prior to alteration): MDphotography, via Flickr

Boots Sits at Starbucks with a Laptop “Working on His Novel” While Nursing a Small Coffee for Five Hours

Coco Approaches Piano Keyboard, Plays “Knuckle Song” Once, Sighs with Boredom, Riffles Through Three-Month-Old TV Guide

Noodles Draws a Series of Transparent Skeletal Cubes on the Back of an Envelope While on Hold with the Representative from Geico

Baby Sorts Whites and Colors

Mr. Tibbs Gets Stuck with a Q, but No U, During Scrabble Endgame

Queenie Takes a Cosmo Quiz, Discovers That She May Not Have What It Takes to Really Please a Man

Max Watches 216-minute Director’s Cut of Heaven’s Gate

Princess Temps at a Call Center for $8.45 an Hour

Patches Idly Peels Condensation-Soaked Label from a Beer Bottle While Half-Listening to “Margaritaville” on the Jukebox

Miss Kitty Divides Ten-Pound Package of Hamburger into Individual Portions and Freezes Them

Felix Applies a Second Coat to the Dining Room, Silently Worries That It Looks More Like Antique Ivory than Eggshell

Ginger Scrapbooks

Smokey Microwaves a Lean Cuisine and Eats It Over the Sink Alone, Before Going to Bed Alone, as Usual

Muffin Vacantly Stares Out Window and Wishes She Had Completed Her Art History Degree Instead of Getting Married and Having Four Children

5 Comments leave one →
  1. October 17, 2012 1:54 pm

    I’m surprised these videos don’t score higher. I know all these situations were riveting life-theater when I experienced them. Every one of them. Must be a “cat thing”.

    • October 17, 2012 2:11 pm

      I guess if I’ve learned one thing about you today, it’s that you must really love sales on hamburger.

  2. October 17, 2012 3:06 pm

    I’, surprised “cat plays with ball of yarn” isn’t on there. That would be like Rocky. How many sequels of that movie are there? 😉

  3. October 24, 2012 12:33 pm

    There are too many too pick from!

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