Least-Rescue-Worthy Endangered Species

Grating white shark
Drama queen bee
Spray-on tanager
Red-breasted sluthatch
Texting-while-praying mantis
KKKoala
Jerkraffe
Craven
Cheatah
Unferret
Profanatee
Sporkupine
Bropossum
Incessantly Monty Python–quoting python
Polar bear who’s always claiming how many black friends he has
Constantly interrupting squid
Backstabbing guppy
Clam with no sense of boundaries
Birthers