Japey Goes Underground and Plies You with Alcohol

Please Check Your Pistol: A view of Lively Productions’ cozy performance venue, the surprisingly un-catacomb-like Under St. Mark’s. Sign by Krylon Tough Coat acrylic enamel spray paint. Trash cans by Rubbermaid.

As if two dimensions weren’t more than you can handle, you can now enjoy Japey and, as our president would say, a whole host of other bloggers, in a full three dimensions—that’s length, width, and height. When? Where? Why? How? Oh, rly? Yes. Lively Productions, an antonymic subsidiary of Inanimate Productions, “proudly” presents their latest installment of Blogologues®, titled “Blogologues Technoganza: Like a LOLcat Watching Itself on YouTube,” on Thursdays through Saturdays from August 16–25 at Under St. Mark’s—located, one assumes, beneath St. Mark’s proper—at 94 St. Mark’s Place in New York City. Japey’s contribution, a nostalgic screed about how much better things used to be, officially propels him into the ranks of old men who sound like they have busfuls of kids on their lawn.

Tickets are $18 and include, as always, a “free” beer. However, if you want to make it a truly authentic Big Apple experience, pretend like you’re paying $18 for a beer, and that the entertainment is free. Just like on a subway platform. Or a subway. Just remember—gas, grass, cash, or MetroCard: no one rides for free. Unless you jump the turnstile.

You can read more about the production here. And order tickets here. And convert yen to shekels here.