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Less-Anticipated Oscar-Season Presidential Biopics

November 6, 2012

Madam, I’m Adams: A Palindrome Thwarted

The Jeffersons

Robert Ludlum’s The Monroe Doctrine

Action Jackson Van Buren

Tippecanoe and Tyler II: Whigged Out (aka the Party Party)

Millard’s Crossing

Pierced!

Rutherford B. Hayes: The President No One Gave a Shit About

Terence Malick’s A Pensive Grover Cleveland Standing Heroically in a Breeze-Rippled Wheat Field at the “Magic Hour” on a Summer Evening in 1885

Dirty Harrison

Terence Malick’s A Pensive Grover Cleveland Standing Heroically in a Breeze-Rippled Wheat Field at the “Magic Hour,” Looking Vaguely Older Yet Well Rested, on a Summer Evening in 1893

Warren: Die Hardinger

FDR After Dark: The Nude Deal

LBJFK: The Chief Executive with Two Heads

I, Asshole: A Nixon Portrait

Fordo: The Non-Elected Hobbit

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. November 6, 2012 3:23 pm

    In answer to your banner question, the person I want in charge of my cookie jar is the one least likely to put his hand in it.

  2. November 7, 2012 12:05 am

    Who you’re really looking for is a double amputee.

    • brianhmoll permalink
      November 12, 2012 4:09 pm

      Except a double amputee might be more likely to leave his hand in the cookie jar, which is way worse, I think.

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